Darian Somers

Hey there, I’m Darian Somers. I haven’t given myself a title yet. I don’t know if I ever will but I’ve been sharing my thoughts with Steve Sampsell on the Stuff Somers Says Podcast since 2020. After years with bylines across the Penn State internet, I’ve decided to give my thoughts a permanent home so welcome to StuffSomersSays.com
Reality Continues To Smack Penn State
For the first time since 2020, Penn State has lost four straight.
- by Darian Somers
- October 19, 2025
How Roar+ Is Covering James Franklin’s Firing
Here's what Terry Smith had to say in his interview with Roar+.
- by Darian Somers
- October 16, 2025
Penn State Tries To Find Fun Again
Penn State heads to Kinnick, trying to find some fun.
- by Darian Somers
- October 16, 2025
Did You Notice? Thoughts From Game 5 At Beaver Stadium
Better late than never.
- by Darian Somers
- October 14, 2025
An Annotated Guide To Everything Pat Kraft Said After Firing James Franklin
Context, thoughts and opinions on probably the most important press conference of Kraft's tenure. Past, present or future.
- by Darian Somers
- October 13, 2025
The Final Images Of Penn State Head Football Coach James Franklin
The James Franklin era is over.
- by Darian Somers
- October 13, 2025
Franklin Forgetting ‘Penn State’ Says So Much
Penn State lost to Northwestern and James Franklin seems to have given up on Penn State.
- by Darian Somers
- October 11, 2025
Beaver Stadium Grounds Crew Delivers Best Win Of The Season
It's good to have you back, old friend.
- by Darian Somers
- October 9, 2025
How Much James Franklin’s Buyout Might Actually Cost Penn State
Here's how much it might actually cost to fire Franklin.
- by Darian Somers
- October 6, 2025
Penn State Lost 106-0 Once. Losing 42-37 Is Worse
It's bad. It's time.
- by Darian Somers
- October 5, 2025
Penn State Men’s Hockey’s Era Of Expectations Arrives
Let's get you caught up.
- by Darian Somers
- October 3, 2025