Darian Somers

Hey there, I’m Darian Somers. I haven’t given myself a title yet. I don’t know if I ever will but I’ve been sharing my thoughts with Steve Sampsell on the Stuff Somers Says Podcast since 2020. After years with bylines across the Penn State internet, I’ve decided to give my thoughts a permanent home so welcome to StuffSomersSays.com

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What’s Old Is New: ‘The Penn State Football Story’ Returns

Penn State has welcomed back an old favorite.

by Darian Somers
September 16, 2026

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Two-Minute Drill Cools Sweat For Penn State Against Temple

Man, it was a hot one.

by Darian Somers
September 13, 2026

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Hammers, Shovels And Game Tape: The Last Time Penn State Played Temple In Philly

Everything that could go wrong went wrong the last time these two teams played in Philly.

by Darian Somers
September 9, 2026

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Reviewing The 2026 Penn State Beaver Stadium Gameday Experience

What I noticed about what's changed to gamedays in Happy Valley.

by Darian Somers
September 6, 2026

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Something Felt Different Inside Beaver Stadium Saturday

From the obvious to the subtle, things were different inside Beaver Stadium as Penn State beat Marshall.

by Darian Somers
September 6, 2026

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In Memoriam: The 4th Quarter Flag

May it never wave again.

by Darian Somers
September 5, 2026

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We Made It, Everyone

Penn State football is back.

by Darian Somers
September 4, 2026

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Can Matt Campbell Do More With More?

The 2026 Penn State football is the start of an experiment.

by Darian Somers
September 2, 2026

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Time For Penn State To Put Our Money To Use

As Penn State asks for more, it needs to be prepared to give more.

by Darian Somers
August 28, 2026

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The Stuff: Season 4 Is Here

Say hello to some new Stuff.

by Darian Somers
August 25, 2026

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2026 Penn State Football Roster Flash Cards

You're going to need them this year.

by Darian Somers
August 24, 2026

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Tony Rojas Is Still Here

The linebacker returns from injury in 2026.

by Darian Somers
August 20, 2026