Darian Somers

Hey there, I’m Darian Somers. I haven’t given myself a title yet. I don’t know if I ever will but I’ve been sharing my thoughts with Steve Sampsell on the Stuff Somers Says Podcast since 2020. After years with bylines across the Penn State internet, I’ve decided to give my thoughts a permanent home so welcome to StuffSomersSays.com
How Much James Franklin’s Buyout Might Actually Cost Penn State
Here's how much it might actually cost to fire Franklin.
- by Darian Somers
- October 6, 2025
Penn State Lost 106-0 Once. Losing 42-37 Is Worse
It's bad. It's time.
- by Darian Somers
- October 5, 2025
Penn State Men’s Hockey’s Era Of Expectations Arrives
Let's get you caught up.
- by Darian Somers
- October 3, 2025
Did You Notice? Thoughts From Game 4 At Beaver Stadium
The post-game parking lot situation is bad. But the experience inside was at its best.
- by Darian Somers
- September 28, 2025
The Tired Question of Why
For what could have been a defining win, it instead felt like a defining loss.
- by Darian Somers
- September 28, 2025
A Search For Answers: Diving Head First Into Those Fake Penn State Football Facebook Pages
I went looking for answers and found some.
- by Darian Somers
- September 24, 2025
Here’s How Much It Costs To Watch Penn State Football On TV
Prices are up from last season but by how much?
- by Darian Somers
- September 23, 2025
Kraft Changes Penn State’s Status Quo With Adidas Deal
On Penn State's $300 million Adidas deal and what it really means.
- by Darian Somers
- September 18, 2025
Take Our Penn State Football Gameday Sponsors Quiz
Beaver Stadium, we have 11 questions for you.
- by Darian Somers and Steve Sampsell
- September 15, 2025
Did You Notice? Thoughts From Game 3 Inside Beaver Stadium
A new song appears. Some thoughts from inside Beaver Stadium.
- by Darian Somers
- September 14, 2025