Darian Somers

Hey there, I’m Darian Somers. I haven’t given myself a title yet. I don’t know if I ever will but I’ve been sharing my thoughts with Steve Sampsell on the Stuff Somers Says Podcast since 2020. After years with bylines across the Penn State internet, I’ve decided to give my thoughts a permanent home so welcome to StuffSomersSays.com

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Fever Dream Season Reaches Its Regular Season Finale

Penn State almost lost to Rutgers. It's all part of the fever dream.

by Darian Somers
November 30, 2025

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Penn State Prepares To End Weird Season Against Rutgers

It's all weird.

by Darian Somers
November 27, 2025

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Did You Notice? Thoughts From Game 7 Inside Beaver Stadium

For the final time in 2025.

by Darian Somers
November 23, 2025

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Penn State Won’t Forget Last Night

A night that Penn State won't forget any time soon.

by Darian Somers
November 23, 2025

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The Class Of Almost

Penn State's 2022 signing class will play its final game inside Beaver Stadium on Saturday.

by Darian Somers
November 20, 2025

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A Brief Moment Of The Present For Penn State And Terry Smith

A brief moment of the present

by Darian Somers
November 16, 2025

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It’s Land Grant Trophy Week

Finally Penn State is playing for something.

by Darian Somers
November 13, 2025

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Did You Notice? Thoughts From Game 6 Inside Beaver Stadium

Here's what I noticed from around and in Beaver Stadium.

by Darian Somers
November 9, 2025

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Well, We Never Have To Experience This Again

It, whatever it is, continues.

by Darian Somers
November 9, 2025

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I Might Have Two Beers On Saturday

Big news.

by Darian Somers
November 5, 2025

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Penn State Leads The Big Ten In Gameday Parking Cost

It's not cheap to park at a Penn State game.

by Darian Somers
November 4, 2025

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Penn State Still Missing It Factor In Loss To Ohio State

Penn State still doesn't have it.

by Darian Somers
November 2, 2025