Darian Somers

Hey there, I’m Darian Somers. I haven’t given myself a title yet. I don’t know if I ever will but I’ve been sharing my thoughts with Steve Sampsell on the Stuff Somers Says Podcast since 2020. After years with bylines across the Penn State internet, I’ve decided to give my thoughts a permanent home so welcome to StuffSomersSays.com
The Right Beer, Car Washes, Middleswarth Chips: Your Penn State Gameday Superstitions
Because it definitely impacts the outcome.
- by Darian Somers
- July 10, 2025
The Who And The What Of Gavin McKenna
Gavin McKenna's commitment to Penn State changes so much.
- by Darian Somers
- July 9, 2025
Tell Us Your Penn State Gameday Superstitions
"I'm not superstitious but I'm a little stitious" - Michael Scott
- by Darian Somers
- July 1, 2025
With Roar+, Penn State Can’t Get In Its Own Way
Penn State is asking me for more money. It better be worth it.
- by Darian Somers
- June 25, 2025
How To End The Narduzzi Content Machine
Pat Narduzzi is fighting, begging for your attention. Stop giving it to him.
- by Darian Somers
- June 3, 2025
Pat Kraft Isn’t Building A Monster. He Is Making One Stronger
Pat Kraft isn't solely responsible for 2024-25's success. But he had something to do with it.
- by Darian Somers
- May 22, 2025
Guessing Penn State’s 2025 Kickoff Times
Much like last year, we'll probably be wrong.
- by Darian Somers and Steve Sampsell
- May 7, 2025
The Plight Of The Athletic Subscriber
Why I might leave reading The Athletic.
- by Darian Somers
- May 1, 2025
Introducing The Penn State Sports Hall of Fame
The names that changed Penn State. Forever.
- by Darian Somers and Steve Sampsell
- April 15, 2025
2025 Changed The Way We Talk About Penn State Men’s Hockey
Matt DiMarsico's goal was a big reason why.
- by Darian Somers
- April 14, 2025