Darian Somers

Hey there, I’m Darian Somers. I haven’t given myself a title yet. I don’t know if I ever will but I’ve been sharing my thoughts with Steve Sampsell on the Stuff Somers Says Podcast since 2020. After years with bylines across the Penn State internet, I’ve decided to give my thoughts a permanent home so welcome to StuffSomersSays.com

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Here’s How Much You Spent On Attending The White Out

Here's how much you spent to watch Penn State lose.

by Darian Somers
October 13, 2026

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Did You Notice? Thoughts From Penn State’s White Out Against USC

Soda prices are down.

by Darian Somers
October 11, 2026

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When Does The Building Start?

On the football team. Not the stadium.

by Darian Somers
October 11, 2026

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Defense To Carry Penn State Men’s Hockey In 2026-27

Penn State's success runs through Jackson Smith and the defense in 2026-27.

by Darian Somers
October 9, 2026

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Something Always Happens In The White Out

Defining moments in a defining tradition.

by Darian Somers
October 8, 2026

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We Want To Know How Much You’re Spending To Attend The White Out

We need a favor.

by Darian Somers
October 6, 2026

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Did You Notice: Thoughts From The First Game At The New Ryan Field

The first, and maybe the last, Did You Notice from an away stadium.

by Darian Somers
October 4, 2026

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Penn State Can’t Hide Pat Kraft’s Mess

Who is going to clean it up?

by Darian Somers
October 3, 2026

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Northwestern Shows Penn State Big Ten Football

That certainly wasn't Penn State football.

by Darian Somers
October 3, 2026

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I Think I’ll Miss The Old Ryan Field

A goodbye to the old Ryan Field.

by Darian Somers
September 30, 2026

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Groundhog Day Comes Early For Penn State

Penn State fans have become frustratingly used to this.

by Darian Somers
September 27, 2026

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Did You Notice: Thoughts From Around Beaver Stadium At The Wisconsin Game

Noise and no sound.

by Darian Somers
September 27, 2026